he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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