Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you would pick up someone in the library
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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