You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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