Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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