I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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