would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
