I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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