nut hugger
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
