love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i came on her dog
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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