Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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