Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
