why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My ass is underappreciated
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
