Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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