One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Where is the hickey?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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