Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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