So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
