lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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