but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Your penis caused this!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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