Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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