Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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