Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize