She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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