Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
