We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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