hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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