I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
as a side note pls kill me
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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