There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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