Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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