I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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