This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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