Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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