i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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