I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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