Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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