but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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