So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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