so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize