White coat. Heels.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We’re leaving where are you
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