Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
This house was built for laser tag.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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