watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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