So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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