In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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