Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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