Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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