You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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