Whod you bang
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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