Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He shit in the fireplace
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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