remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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