party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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