I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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