I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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