at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
