Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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