I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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