I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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