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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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