I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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