Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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