You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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